National Chicken Agency HQ site

The NDA

mr1duck — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:11:32 +0000

This Brodcast states that, the NDA-National Duck Agency has fused with the NCA-National Chicken Agency.Therefor Both of these agency’s will work together as one agency starting now.This may effect of how all of you ducks and chickens will work on your missions, but this is for the better.Both leaders Mr.Chicken and Mr.Duck has agreed to work equally with all experiments and troops.Now this Agency has doubled in troops and pay because now we have a reater source of human’s call “money”.This is a great succes so this Agency will be far more with troops then any other.As you see the name is going to be kept in here National Chicken Agency but that does not make a difference.To begin learning about the NDA-Nation Duck Agency all troops are commanded to read the Biography under this brodcast.

The NDA-National Duck Agency

The NDA has ben started by the leader Mr.Duck and has been working hard for several years making experiments and studying the human nature.It all began in a farm on the planet Dukciol suprisingly on the same day as NCA started.The Leader Mr.Duck was just a highly educated normal duck , he was considered none or the less.He had a couple of duck buddies but not so much.One day he had discovered about all of these agency’s and became interested in these well known Associates.He became so interested that he had searched all of the agency’s up traveling from planet to planet.He has discovered that there was the NAA the NWA the NCA the NFA and much more, but not the NDA for ducks.Mr.Duck then realized he can start a agency on his own, so he did on the very planet Dukciol and got his few friends to help him with his work.Soon his agency became more big, more loyal, and had more troops day by day.One day Mr.Duck went to the planet Earth to research on “human beings”, as he came upon Mr.Chicken the owner of NCA in the very spot he was researching.They both had a agency and well troops and alot of info on the” Human Beings” so they decided to team up with a well known agency.So here we are ,with now the well knows history of the NCA and NDA.

Try and accept the fact you are different creatures
Both of you troops are considered “birds”
Both agency’s were made in the same day
We both are well known

Notice.

nationalca — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:33:15 +0000

Egg Rocket here. I must inform all agents all communications officar, that the farmer has borded up coop 6. This is a dangerous thing for, all the chickens in coop 6 have gone missing. Be on the look out for any of them. This could be indangering the whole farm and I have called an yellow alert to all agents. Please be aware.

Time to blast off. -Egg Rocket.

Suspicious Chicken.

nationalca — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:19:11 +0000

This is Red Dragon reporting here. I saw a suspicious chicken outside coop 23 today. He was wearing Three different sunglasses on top of each other. All of them were the same shade of black. He was all carrying a suspicious object that humans call “A pencil”. He was waving the pencil around and yelling “Get back here sonny!” I do not know the meaning of this penguin but I think we should keep an eye on him for then next couple days. I followed him and he bunks in coop 17. Be careful agents.

-Red Dragon

New findings.

nationalca — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:12:08 +0000

Hello, Masked nugget here. I am here to report my findings on a new blog called What’s Hot and What’s Not. I was not able to retrive the link but I have enough informatin. Currently, Human think Afros are Not hot. Although they were loved in the 80′s they are hated today. I think one day we should research this 80′s time period. I have also learned that iPods are Hot today because they contain some kind of speacial quality that allows humans to listen to sounds that please them. Lastly, I have learned that humans think that Kilts are not hot. Kilts are a type of skirt that male humans wear. They seem to think they wear them alot in Scotland. Scotland is another subject I think we should research soon. That is all the information I have aquired so far.

Live long. Peck longer.

-MN

Test results.

nationalca — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:44:10 +0000

We learned alot from the test. First, Germ-Ex is not dangerous to swallow for, the chicken from coop 3 is not dead. He is completly fine which means the humans were once again wrong. Germ-Ex is not dangerous and chickens have gained another peice of knowledge that humans have not gathered yet. Thank you to all of the agents for coming.

Live long. Peck longer.

-NCA

Germ-Ex test.

nationalca — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:24:21 +0000

Finger 9 here. The Germ-Ex test has been approved and we are allowed to continue testing. I sugest using The chicken in coop 3 for the test because he seems to be able to withstand a lot. I have arranged for the chicken in coop 3 to meet us in coop 8 tomorrow at 3:00 sharp. I wil expect to see all of you there for the testing and further research.

We can’t fly, but we can spy. -Finger 9

Tech problem.

nationalca — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:16:52 +0000

This is red hat reporting a bug on laptop 4. It wont turn on at all. The only possible reason for this is because it is unplugged. I have checked the outlet and the laptop is not plugged in. We think this is the cause of the problems and will further research before plugging the laptop back in. That is all.

-Red Hat

I have started my work.

nationalca — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:15:21 +0000

This is Greasy dragon here to report my findings on a website. I have researched this website: http://www.germ-ex.blogspot.com/ . It seems to focus on the hand sanitizer called Germ-Ex. There are many warnings to not swallow germ-ex and we are still deciding if we should test this on a chicken. I am calling apon the assistant to do further research on the ingredients of Germ-Ex and figure out if it is legally approved for chicken use. If it is safe we will approve with testing. Thank you for your time.

We can’t fly but we can spy. – Greasy Dragon

Reporting for duty

nationalca — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:53:46 +0000

This is Finger 9 just saying I am glad to be in this agency. Although I would rather have been a spy, I am fine with assistant. I also have found several blogs that should be looked out an will put them in this weeks plans. I aslo hope to be hearing from the other agent by tomorrow so we can discuss what our overall plans are for this season of research.

Until then. -Finger 9

Welcome to the NCA

nationalca — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:43:32 +0000

Yes all chickens out there. We have created a website to help you keep in touch with us. I have given access to all Agents that have been sent out and they are to report their findings on this site. Do not reveal the sites location to anyone unless they are trusted COMPLETELY. Here is the schedule for this week for all chicken agents and which duty they are assigned to(I have used your code names):

Red Dragon- You will be the Guard this week and will make sure no one has access to the laptop that has the passwords to the site. The laptop is in coop 23. The one on the north east corner of the farm. You are to guard this coop 24/7 and only let a chicken in if he knows the password and the secret handshake.

Finger 9- Your job this week is the assistant. You will help any of the spy chickens this week. You will answer to any order they have and help them cover up their identity. Remember you will also have to help record the findings. The 3 laptops with access to the internet are in coop 15.

Red hat- You are the Technical support this week. You will work on any bugs or glitches on the laptops or site. Make sure to report your bug findings to the website so we know what to improve.

Masked Nugget- Your a spy this week and you are assigned to exploring Blogs made by Human Beings. Try to find errors in their grammar and try to figure out how they use these sites.

Greasy dragon- You are also a spy and have the same assignment as Masked Nugget. You are to work on different websites than Masked Nugget.

Axe Avoided- You are our third spy this week and have the same assignment as the 2 above.

Egg rocket- You are our communications agent. You will be in touch with all of our agents. Makes sure that each of them recive information when needed.

That is all for this week

Live long. Peck long.

-NCA